Here.
- I have something to tell you. - I have something to tell you.
- You first. - You first.
It's okay. You first.
Shu Hong.
I want to...
I'm sorry. I have a message.
What do you want to say?
I want to break up with you!
Huan Huan.
Huan Huan, what do you want to say?
I want to go to the restroom.
Okay.
[Divorce Settlement Agreement]
Mr. Lee, are you okay?
I remember, three years ago, my wife and I would often come here on dates.
Who knew, three years later, today...
I'd actually be here with a lawyer to discuss a divorce.
Did you have an affair?
No.
Then did she have an affair?
Also no.
She just said she doesn't love me like she used to.
She even said that there's no going back.
Mr. Hao, is there no going back for us?
Look at me, Mr. Lee.
Please forgive me for saying this.
I have learned three things from my years as a divorce attorney.
First, don't ask women why they want to be in love.
Second, don't ask women why they want to get married.
Third, don't ask women why they want a divorce.
These three things have one thing in common. What is it?
Women?
That's right.
Because women never tell the truth when dealing with love.
Shu Hong, let's break up.
That's right. When women love you, they really do love you.
But when they don't love you, they are more ruthless than anyone else.
It's not that I don't love you anymore. I just think that you've changed.
It doesn't matter that they are ruthless.
The worst part is, they don't want to be the bad person
so they blame the man for everything.
In the end, it's your fault that they cleaned your house
out of their own free will.
Do you still remember what you said to me?
You said you would make me feel loved forever.
But what about now?
If the words people say while they're in love can be trusted
then pigs can fly.
All the men in the world understand this. Only women don't understand.
Yet they say men don't understand love and marriage.
Do you understand what love is?
Besides short-lived sparks between two people
what love needs even more, is a long-lasting commitment.
What is there to not understand about love?
It's when two people are together
and they do everything they can think of to prove who loves the other more.
If a man truly loves a woman
he would be willing to use marriage to prove his love.
And marriage? That's even simpler.
It is only when two people can't find a way to prove who loves the other more
that they will use marriage to prove who hates the other more.
I'm already 28 years old!
To a 28 year-old woman, love needs to have a guarantee! Do you understand?
That's why...
You don't have to understand love.
Just understand the law.
If you don't have plans to marry me...
then let me go!
If she wants to leave, then let her go!
Run while you still can!
Perfect!
Just say it to Shu Hong like that.
Please forgive me for saying this. But don't trust women.
Today, she says she loves you.
Tomorrow, she will find a lawyer to sue you.
In the end, you'll only be able to watch helplessly
as she takes away your house, your car, your savings
custody of the children, your dog, and what little dignity you have left!
At the very end, you'll even have to pay for her legal fees.
Mr. Hao, it was the right decision to come to you today.
I'm going to deliver this to her before she changes her mind.
Thank you.
Shu Hong.
Huan Huan.
In my heart, there resides a lovely woman.
I will never forget how my heart fluttered the first time I saw you.
Huan Huan.
In my heart, you are the woman I must marry.
Huan Huan.
Will you marry me?
Marry him! Marry him!
Yes.
A person can live just fine by himself.
Why must two people walk hand-in-hand into hell?
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[Women who are seen as bitches in women's eyes]
[are seen as marriage material in men's eyes]
What's wrong with it?
It seems to be injured.
It looks really weak. It's so pitiful.
It's too dangerous here. I'll move it to the side.
What's the point of doing that? You should take it to the hospital.
I'm busy later. I don't have time.
How can you be so unsympathetic? You're still thinking about work now?
What if it gets hurt?
You seem to have sympathy. You take it then.
You found it. Of course you should do it.
Based on that logic, you've found it now. You have some responsibility too.
You have a car. I don't--
I remember you!
You are Hao Sheng Nan's boyfriend.
- The lawyer, Justin. - Yes, I am.
I have a meeting with a client later.
I don't have time to take it to the hospital.
The only thing I can do right now
is ask Animal Protection Services to come take care of it.
Hey, you...
What are you doing?
It's just you and me here. Your car is the only one on the street.
If you don't take it to the hospital, I'll report you for a hit-and-run.
You're setting me up.
It doesn't matter. I have a dashboard camera anyway.
I already have proof I didn't hit this dog.
- I'll see how you're going to frame me-- - Excuse me.
Are you talking about this?
I'm sorry.
What did you say you have?
Doggie, be good. Just bear with it a little longer.
We'll be at the hospital soon!
Sheng Nan's boyfriend, can you drive faster?
How long have you had this car? Are you afraid to step on the gas?
Or did you just get your license so you don't dare to go too fast?
How about I drive?
First, this is the latest hybrid car. It's very expensive, you hillbilly.
Second, it's not that I don't know how to drive.
The speed limit is 50 kilometers per hour.
I don't want to exceed the speed limit.
Don't worry. I'll pay the ticket.
This isn't about the money.
Ever since I got my license, I've never gotten a ticket.
I don't want my perfect record to be ruined because of you.
Okay. I respect your obsessive compulsive disorder.
So please drive faster without breaking the speed limit.
Turn left up ahead, we'll be there in a bit.
There are no left turns up ahead.
You'll have to make a big detour!
I don't want to break the law.
- Turn left! Turn left! - I don't want to.
You!
What are you doing?
Now we've turned left anyway. Just keep going and we'll be there.
Do you know, that was very dangerous?
[Vet]
Traffic Code Violation, Article 48 Section 1.2.
Illegal left turn.
Doctor, is it okay?
I gave it some shots and some anti-inflammatory medication.
It should be okay for now.
Is he your boyfriend?
Him?
No way...
No.
I asked because I thought this was a stray dog you two took in together.
Because besides nutritional deficiencies, we also found symptoms of osteomyelitis.
It'll have to stay here for a while for treatment.
I have to warn the two of you, the cost is not going to be cheap.
Cost?
Doctor, the cost isn't a problem.
Please, you have to heal this dog.
Money isn't a problem.
This isn't about the money.
Mister, the lady said you will be paying for all the costs.
Where is she?
She already left.
The total cost, including surgery fees and follow-up expenses, is NT$12,800.
- NT$12,800? - Yes, NT$12,800.
NT$12,800?
Don't blame me.
Just treat it as doing a good deed.
Help Hao Sheng Nan accumulate good karma.
Good morning, Boss.
What are you doing?
Not much. Just waiting for the elevator, to go to the office.
What floor is our office on?
- The third floor. - Then why are you taking the elevator?
Have you heard of being environmentally friendly
conserving energy and reducing carbon emissions?
But it's just taking the elevator. It's not that serious, is it?
The two elevators are on the 15th and 7th floors right now.
Because you are too lazy to take the stairs
both have to come down to the first floor to take you to the third floor.
So?
The power used to run this building's elevators
in addition to the power for lighting and air conditioning is 13,140 Watts
which means an energy consumption of 13.14 Kilowatt-Hours.
I can tell just by looking at you
That you can't help but call for both elevators every time.
I'll assume the operating time to be 40 seconds.
You ride once when you go to work.
You ride once when you get off of work.
You ride twice when you come and go for lunch.
Then another two times on average for work errands.
You take the elevator at least six times every day.
The total operating time is 240 seconds.
That means you need to use 0.88 kilowatts.
0.88 kilowatts doesn't sound bad.
You work 22 days a month, which means you use 19.36 kilowatts.
In Taiwan, for every kilowatt of power generated
0.637 kilograms of carbon dioxide is emitted.
You alone have released 12.3 kilograms.
That's almost 150 kilograms of air pollution in a year!
You have the audacity to tell me 0.88 kilowatts doesn't sound bad?
Boss, I...
If you don't want me to sulk in a guilty conscience over these 150 kilograms
and end up being forced to decide to let you go
then you better hope to God that I move my office above the 10th floor.
Or else you better start taking the stairs to the third floor for work.
But Boss, you used it just now too.
You pressed the button. It'd be more wasteful if I didn't use it.
Oh.
Understand?
Understood.
Boss, please go ahead.
Hao Meng, you are right.
My wife really hired a lawyer to handle our divorce.
What should I do?
I'm talking to you. Are you listening?
Of course I'm listening.
But right now, I need to look at more green things to calm down.
Or else, I really wouldn't want to bother with you.
Two months ago, I told you
to quickly process the divorce before your wife set conditions.
Tell me. Why did you stall until now?
No, I really did plan on giving her the papers that day.
But when I got home...
I saw her sleeping on the sofa. She looked really tired.
And then?
And seeing her sleeping on the sofa...
I remembered we used to love each other so much.
And I couldn't help but ask myself...
Is it really a good idea to separate?
Have you calmly and carefully thought about it?
She's the one who stopped loving first.
She is also the one who asked for divorce.
And then her lawyer even sent a letter expressing
how you must pay your wife NT$15,000 every month
until she enters a marriage with another man.
Why?
Between two people, no matter who asked for the divorce
isn't it a given that the man pays alimony to the woman?
That is a blind spot!
It's as I just said. Marriage is like a contract.
Whoever breaches the contract, pays the penalty. Isn't that right?
So why is it that she breached the contract
yet you are the one paying instead of her?
It's because...
I still love her?
This isn't the point either. The point is...
Why is it the amount of NT$15,000?
Based on my experience, every divorce case is a zero-sum game.
It never costs you nothing and it's not an amicable experience.
Every person does everything they can to suck the other person dry.
An alimony like what your wife suggested as insignificant to both people as it is
is definitely suspicious.
How is it suspicious?
She's afraid if she asks for too much, you won't agree to the divorce.
But she can't ask for nothing
or else you'll be suspicious of her true motives behind the divorce.
You're not telling me my wife has another man, are you?
That's right.
If there's no mistake, your wife is currently having an affair with
the lawyer she just hired, Mr. Ding.
How is that possible? My wife would never do that to me!
Boss, here's the information you wanted.
Mr. Xiao.
[Divorce Settlement Agreement]
I think we should have a fresh discussion
of how much compensation you will be demanding from your wife.
Boss, you have such foresight!
You got pictures of the client's wife cheating before he came in!
Once you know that making a story out of pictures is a professional skill
utilized by not only reporters, but by lawyers as well
trust me, you will no longer leave behind any picture of yourself so carelessly.
So that picture is fake?
That picture was taken when I introduced Mr. Ding to his wife.
So you're lying to him.
But, his wife having an affair is an indisputable fact.
Mr. Xiao knows this better than I do. He just doesn't want to face it.
I did this just to give him a push... To force him to face this fact.
Boss, I understand, but don't you think that's cruel?
It's like we are the ones destroying their marriage!
Do you remember what I told you is the most important thing in court?
Evidence.
So as a lawyer, what is your most important task?
Collecting evidence.
So what is the most crucial thing in winning a divorce case?
I don't know. What is it?
Collecting all the evidence of unhappiness in a marriage.
Heaven and Earth, I ask of Yue Lao, with Tao Hua Goddess as witness
to split and separate them, quick like fire. Separate quickly!
Heaven and Earth, I ask of Yue Lao, with Tao Hua Goddess as witness
- to split-- - How is it?
Does this look good?
Huan Huan, you're really beautiful!
You're really pretty!
Wow! Sheng Nan! That really suits you!
How does it suit me?
Don't you guys think this color looks a lot like...
Bok choy!
Green peppers!
Cabbage!
- I don't want it. - That's the one.
Sheng Nan, that dress is really nice.
Standing next to you, I feel a surge in my own elegance.
You are illuminating me perfectly.
I'm so happy that you're my bridesmaid, you know?
Baby, can you come with me to the hotel later?
I looked at the menu. There are a few dishes I don't like and want to change.
Okay, no problem.
Love you! I can't love you more than this.
Me too.
Love you.
Beautiful wife, let me tell you.
When you get back, you should take down
your Shuang Xi Tang's Fortune Fairy sign.
They've already tried on their wedding attire.
They're about to walk down the aisle
and spend their first night as a married couple!
When we get back, I'll help you dig out that Christmas tree.
What Christmas tree? It's a peach blossom and a cactus.
Peach blossom?
Don't be anxious.
Heaven is at work.
Humans won't understand.
Do... not... rush.
What? Cancelled?
Yes, I'm sorry. Yesterday, we received your call confirming you didn't want it.
It wasn't me!
It must have been someone pretending to be me.
Yes! Yes!
That's okay. I'll give you the deposit right now.
From now on, no matter who calls you to cancel, don't listen to them.
I'm sorry. Currently, all of our banquet halls are booked for that day.
I'm really sorry.
Good, good!
Baby, how about this? If this place can't accommodate us, let's call others.
No need to ask. I've asked them all already. This is an auspicious day.
A lot of people made reservations a year in advance.
How about this? Let's postpone.
- Postpone? - Postpone?
Postponing is good!
Baby, I've checked for you.
The first of the seventh month of the Lunar calendar in five years
is a very auspicious day!
The doors to the afterworld are open that day.
Dad! Mom!
Without a venue, how will you have a banquet?
Postpone it!
Actually, there's still one more option.
You can consider having a roadside banquet!
- Roadside banquet? - Yes!
- No way! - There's strays all over the road.
- What if we get bitten? - We'd have to set up tents.
How are you going to set up the tents?
- We can get people to sign karaoke. - Karaoke is not bad.
- Those hot babes. - You're so perverted!
It's very traditional and very fun.
- If we get fined, who will pay? - No, that won't happen.
But Huan Huan is such a trendy woman. She won't think this is okay.
Actually, no.
- Nowadays... - It won't be lame?
Roadside banquets have improved!
Who said it's not okay?
I'll have an outdoor banquet.
This is our rooftop.
Okay. I've decided. I'll have my wedding banquet here.
No! You must not! There are lots of mosquitoes and flies here!
We have a lot of relatives! Where would they park?
The wind is strong up here. Your hair will be a mess.
Why not just postpone it? What's a few years?
Dengue fever! If you get dengue fever--
Stop talking!
I said, my wedding banquet will be here.
I'm sorry. We have never held a wedding banquet here.
I'm afraid we won't be able to fulfill your request.
Baby, if this place can't do it, let's go somewhere else.
Yes, there are caterpillars too.
What if we eat a caterpillar while drinking soup?
- We're not having sashimi. - Don't do it!
- Let's go somewhere else? - Don't force it.
- It's fate. - Your hair will get messed up.
Manager Sun.
Do you know Ms. Xu Mei Jiang, on your hotel's board of directors?
She recommended this place to me.
The hotel did not confirm my identity
and immediately cancelled my booking with just one phone call.
I think there is a need to report this negligence to Ms. Xu.
What do you think?
I'll be honest with you.
During my years as a manager
there would often be customers who say they are close with our Chairman
and want a discount or something.
Ms. Cai, I don't think you are like those people, right?
No, no, we are honest people!
We're not!
Ms. Xu, it's Huan Huan.
Long time no see!
Here's the story.
I am checking out the venue you recommended to me right now.
It's like this. I have to tell you something.
The one who is showing the venue to me, Manager Sun, his name is...
Sun Fu Guo!
Yes.
Sun Fu Guo.
He really is an extremely...
earnest and responsible manager!
Thank you for recommending I come here. The venue is perfect!
Oh, yes. Do you want to speak with Manager Sun?
I'm joking! He looks really nervous. Let's not tease him. Goodbye.
We will do our best to accommodate your every wish!
Auntie, you're threatening him. That's not nice, is it?
How am I threatening him?
I'm not calling the reporters I know
and holding a press conference in front of the hotel.
That would be a threat.
Yes, she didn't call the reporters. Those vans aren't here.
Ms. Cai, why don't we go downstairs and sign the contract?
Okay.
Everyone, this way please. Follow me.
Thank you.
Who is this Ms. Xu? You know her?
I know her! I saw her on television.
Hello, my name is Xiao Min.
Hao Meng. Introduce yourself. Don't space out.
Hello.
My name is Justin.
Not your English name. Tell her your Chinese name.
- My name is Hao Meng. - Hao Meng?
That's right. It is that Meng.
Yes, I've called him Meng Meng ever since he was young. Isn't it cute?
Meng Meng? I really like that name!
It's a really cute name! Meng Meng!
I really like her.
Are you serious?
You young kids talk on your own. Learn more about each other.
Xiao Min, what do you want to ask Hao Meng?
I want to ask if we date with a prospect of marriage, what do you think of that?
- That's great! - That's great!
Young people nowadays have their own opinions!
- Marriage! - Good!
I think dating is very bad for the environment.
If love cannot be avoided, then there will be dates.
Dates will require driving around. I won't even mention carbon emissions.
You also need to eat at high-end restaurants.
Which of those quality ingredients... lobster, steak, abalone
don't need to come in via airplane?
A waste of the Earth's resources.
The process of catching them also damages ecosystems.
You should know, how complicated it is to create an item
correlates with how detrimental it is to the environment.
And marriage is even more damaging to the environment.
Do you know how many wedding invitations need to be printed
and how many trees need to be cut?
The food, air conditioning, and floral arrangements
are all a waste!
The polar bears are wailing in anguish!
I'll put it more bluntly.
Two people like us who can't stand each other
yet have to sit here and waste everybody's time
is the most environmentally-damaging thing of them all.
Isn't an environmentally conscious person like me
very incompatible with you?
How could that be?
To be honest, I am also very environmentally conscious.
When I go out, I take the subway. I'm also a vegetarian.
And I am okay with just a city hall wedding.
The more I look at the two of you, the better you look together!
And you are having such a good time talking!
I think good news is near!
Where do you see us having a good time talking?
Hao Meng, I understand.
You two need a bit of alone time. Isn't that right?
When did you see us needing time alone?
Cui Jie, let's go. Let them talk alone.
Okay!
I just realized I have a meeting. I'm going to go.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry. Give me a second.
I don't mean to force you but I really like Xiao Min.
Have a good talk with her.
Give yourself a chance. Give her a chance.
When you get to know her better
you will find out she is an ideal partner.
If I wanted a girlfriend, I could find one myself.
Hao Meng.
Whether you want a girlfriend, and what kind of girlfriend you want
is your own business.
Of course you can decide for yourself.
I absolutely support you.
However...
whether you want a wife, and what kind of wife you'll have
is our family's business.
I make the decision!
I like Xiao Min.
If you don't like her, that's okay.
If you have it in you, find someone that you and I both like.
Cui Jie! Let's go. Let them talk. Let's go shopping.
Okay.
Thank you for seeing the venue with me.
Be safe on the way back. Remember to call me when you get home.
Sheng Nan, thank you.
No problem at all.
Bye bye.
- Bye bye. - Bye.
Hao Sheng Nan. Don't think I don't know what you're up to.
You want to ruin my wedding?
Huan Huan.
This place is really not suitable for the wedding.
There are a lot of sharp corners facing us like swords.
And also...
Baby, I suddenly remembered I have work to do.
Take my parents home, will you?
You go ahead.
You have to listen to your mother.
Okay. I'll listen after I finish my work.
- Go home. - I'll take you.
- Hurry! It's coming! - Baby, be careful. Bye bye.
Thank you!
I've finally got something on you!
Hao Sheng Nan.
Before you ruin my wedding
I'd like to see how you'll handle your boyfriend cheating.
- What do you want? - Give me your phone.
What are you saying? Why don't I understand you?
You took my picture. I'm asking you to delete it.
Who do you think you are? Why would I take your picture?
You're not deleting it, are you? Wait to be served.
I'll sue you for offenses against privacy
violating public rights, and offense of bodily harm.
Excuse me! You're the one grasping my hand right now.
You want to sue me for bodily harm?
Has anyone ever told you that your heels are incredibly ugly?
- Your shoes are ugly! - I can sue you for bodily harm.
Don't think you're all that just because you know the law.
You're the one cheating behind Hao Sheng Nan's back. You're suing me?
Me and Hao Sheng Nan...
Please!
Don't let that damn Cai Huan Zhen know you're my fake boyfriend
or else I'll be embarrassed to death!
How Hao Sheng Nan and I are doing is none of your business.
If you don't delete the picture, don't dare think of leaving.
I don't want to!
Say it again.
I don't want to!
- Give me the phone. - What are you doing?
- I'm asking you to give me the phone. - What are you doing? Let go.
Let go!
Oops
It's not what you think.
It's really not what you think.
It is exactly as you think.
Sir.
What are you doing with your hand in public?
Can you help me--
Officer! He groped me!
Why is it you again?
Illegal left turn, public indecency, robbery.
Tell me, what other priors do you have?
I was not publicly indecent to her.
I also did not steal her phone.
It's because Ms. Cai secretly took pictures of me.
I wanted her to delete them.
It's--
I just passed by a restaurant.
I thought it was really pretty and wanted to take a picture.
I had just pressed the button...
and then he, this pervert, suddenly rushed out
and kept touching my breasts!
Who knows where he was going to drag me to!
I didn't keep touching your breasts.
I didn't keep touching her breasts.
This was all an accident!
This was all an accident.
I'm really scared!
I'm really very scared!
Keep acting.
He's threatening me.
Rest assured! We will definitely bring this groper to justice.
Thank you, Officer!
Wait a second.
You cannot just listen to one side's testimony.
First of all, Sexual Harassment Prevention Act Article 2 states
excluding sexual assault crimes
sexual harassment refers to conduct of a sexual nature committed
on another against their will, detrimental to their dignity
creating a hostile or offensive environment.
It was because Ms. Cai secretly took pictures of me. I felt violated.
- So-- - Wait a second.
You can even recite the Sexual Harassment Prevention Act?
If you aren't a longtime criminal, then this was a premeditated crime.
I'm not a longtime criminal. It also wasn't a premeditated crime.
I know this Act so well because I am a lawyer.
I am currently exercising my right to defend myself.
This isn't the main point!
The point is Ms. Cai secretly took pictures of me.
Naturally, she is the offender.
I only grasped her wrist to deter her actions.
It was a very minor apprehension.
It was completely in line with the rules of arresting an offender.
Okay. Mr. Lawyer.
Everything you've said is right.
But where are the witnesses?
Where are the witnesses who can prove everything you just said is true?
- Say something. - You don't have any!
But this lady does.
There are six witnesses here who can testify that you groped...
this lady's breasts.
Six?
Where?
They...
are all very willing to stand up against injustice and be witnesses for Ms. Cai.
Thank you!
Thank you all of you for standing up for me!
If it weren't for you guys
I think today... I...
Ms. Cai, your statement is finished. You can leave first.
Thank you, Officer! Thank you!
I'm really scared!
We have witnesses and material evidence.
Mr. Lawyer, do you need me to help you call other lawyers?
No need.
Okay.
Excuse me, I'm going to take a call.
- Hello? - Hao Meng, let me ask you.
Did you bump into Cai Huan Zhen today?
Or else why would she send me a picture of you having lunch with a woman
and even tell me not to be too sad?
So Cai Huan Zhen is suing you for sexual harassment?
She thought I was cheating behind your back so she took my picture.
That's why I took her phone!
You figure out what to do.
- I'm sorry. - I don't care!
Figure out a way to tell that crazy woman to dismiss the charges.
You want me to go to Cai Huan Zhen
and tell her I asked you to be my fake boyfriend?
Just let me die instead! That's really embarrassing!
Then I'll never be able to hold my head up in front of her--
If I am sued for sexual harassment over something so trivial
then I'll really not be able to hold up my head!
Aren't you friends with her?
Worse comes to worst, just don't see her again.
The thing is she won't just be a friend. She'll also be our relative.
What do you mean?
You don't know yet?
The woman Uncle is marrying is Cai Huan Zhen.
You knew Cai Huan Zhen and Lin Shu Hong were getting married
and you still had me be your fake boyfriend?
How could I have known they were getting married?
Hao Meng, you have to help find a way to ruin their wedding!
We definitely cannot let her find out you're my fake boyfriend!
This picture--
There's so much luggage. She's not leaving, is she?
She probably signed the divorce papers first.
Why do you say such bad things? Go stop her.
I--
Mom, you're not leaving, are you?
- Don't be so angry. - Sheng Nan, calm down.
The one leaving isn't me. It's Hao Meng.
Hao Meng, you sure have the nerve.
I already told you so clearly.
I told you I really like Xiao Min.
You still ended up leaving her by herself.
- That's not what happened. Today-- - Hao Meng.
Since you have been so dissatisfied with the arrangements I made for you...
it's okay, I won't force you.
Go out, and after you realize that everything I've done is for your own good
then come back.
Mom!
Don't be angry! Mom!
What's going on?
You said you want to ruin Lin Shu Hong and Cai Huan Zhen's wedding, right?
I'll help you right now.
What brings you here?
What's the matter with this place, Uncle?
You didn't decorate this yourself, did you?
Your future Aunt and I decorated this together. You...
It's very cozy, isn't it?
This is a girl's dormitory.
Hey!
What do you want to say?
I came today to answer the question that I didn't answer before.
What question?
You asked me why I couldn't congratulate you on your wedding like other people.
Please forgive me for saying this, Uncle.
I'm not congratulating you
because I think you haven't actually thought clearly about what marriage is.
Who says I haven't? I've thought about it clearly.
Okay. Then I'll ask you a question. You have to answer me honestly.
Why... do... you...
want to get married?
Didn't I tell you already?
I love her.
I want to be with her. It'd be best if it were for an entire lifetime!
- An entire lifetime? - Yes, a lifetime!
- You must have her? - I must have her.
What are you laughing at?
I'm laughing because I don't think you've pondered over what marriage entails.
Let me tell you.
In this world, there is no person who can love another for a lifetime.
Or forever.
You're not me. How would you know?
Okay, I'll assume that
you're a freak who will only love one person in your lifetime.
But that doesn't mean she will only love you in her lifetime, do you get it?
I believe Huan Huan's thoughts are the same as mine.
I also really want to believe that.
But marriage is a part of the law
and "I believe" has no effectiveness in law.
So whether in marriage or in love, the emphasis is on evidence.
Evidence?
Three months ago, your most beloved Xbox
basketball highlight videos that we both watch were here.
They're all put away now. What is there now?
Those are Huan Huan's DVDs of her favorite Korean dramas.
"Not-So-Secret Secret Garden", "You Who Came From Mars"
and "Typhoon In That Summer," that you'll definitely like.
Next.
Three months ago, what books were here?
"The 20th Century Architect"
"Modern Architecture"
and "Ando Tadao's Architecture Photography Compilation."
And Maria Ozawa's photo album behind "Architecture in China's History."
- How did you know? - The point isn't how I knew!
The point is all those books are gone. What's there now?
Queen's "Kneel Down, Men!"
Liu Lian Xiang's "The Harem is a Real Mess"
and Niao Dan Bai's "You Love, I Love, You Love, I Love You."
Next.
Your toy room has now become...
Huan Huan's dressing room.
Your shoe cabinet...
Is full of Huan Huan's high heels.
Your shoes...
Are all out on the balcony!
Do you know what the evidence means?
What does it mean?
It means you haven't actually thought about
how many changes marriage will bring into your life!
Strange. Why aren't the lights on?
Baby.
Why are you sitting here alone? You didn't turn on the lights.
My nephew came by just now. He talked to me about changes after marriage.
- Your nephew? - Sheng Nan's brother.
Sheng Nan's brother?
So what changes did he talk to you about?
He said...
People say marriage is a family two people created.
If this is a place where two people live
then why don't I see any of your things in this space?
Trust me. This is just the beginning.
Once you're married, you'll no longer have your own space at all!
- And what's next includes your dreams... - Dreams?
- Your dignity... - Dignity?
and your will to live.
They will all be stripped away, one by one.
You will lose them one by one.
Sheng Nan's brother really said that to you?
But a woman as virtuous and considerate as you...
I really...
I really don't want to believe that
you will become that kind of terrifying and controlling wife.
But I can't help but be scared!
Do you know what I'm feeling right now?
I feel very touched.
I'm also very thankful you are sharing your fears with me.
Actually, your nephew is right.
Marriage is really scary.
I also feel scared.
You're also scared of marriage?
But I know you are different from other men!
And I'm also different from other women.
As long as I can continue to be by your side
then I won't be scared!
It doesn't matter whether we get married or not.
Huan Huan, I'm sorry! I was wrong!
I shouldn't have misunderstood you.
I swear I will definitely make you happy. I definitely will!
But Huan Huan...
I really don't understand.
Why would such a good woman like you be willing to marry me?
Why would you be willing--
I won't allow you to say that.
You're very good.
Out of all the men I've dated, you are the best and the one I love the most.
Out of all the men you've dated...
I am the best one and the one you love the most?
Yes. You are the one I love the most.
Are you hungry? I'll cook something for you.
Huan Huan.
Can I ask you a question?
What is it?
Can you tell me honestly...
How many boyfriends did you date before me?
I...
Tell me honestly. I absolutely won't be mad.
How many boyfriends did you have before me?
All right!
I'll tell you honestly. You can't get mad.
Actually, I've dated...
Two?
But one flew to Dubai to be a priest and the other died in a car crash.
Baby!
Do you mind that I've had so many boyfriends?
It'd be a lie if I said I didn't mind.
But as long as you love me the most, it's fine!
Huan Huan loves Shu Hong the most!
Hao Meng, you're really smart!
Why have I never thought that
to ruin their wedding, the fastest way would be through Uncle?
So after your shocking lesson
do you think he's leaning towards the notion of giving up on marriage?
Whether or not he has that notion
at the very least, he has started to question the thought of marriage.
I think he and Cai Huan Zhen won't be having a good time either.
No.
We can't just give them a hard time.
We have to absolutely ruin their wedding!
Or else Cai Huan Zhen will be our aunt soon!
We'll have to follow up quickly.
All right. I'm going to the bathroom.
Let's discuss this after I come back.
- Your phone is ringing. - Answer it for me.
[Cai Huan Zhen calling]
Hao Sheng Nan, you've really crossed the line this time.
I'm not Sheng Nan. I am...
I know who you are, Sheng Nan's boyfriend.
Yes, I am.
She can't take the call right now.
- I'll ask her to call you back later. - No need.
Please tell her
if she is trying to ruin my happiness because of our past rivalries
I will definitely not let her get away with it.
Okay, I will tell her.
I'm being serious. Don't think that I'm joking.
Do you know what your girlfriend did? It wasn't a normal prank, okay?
She had her brother talk to my fiance about shitty philosophies on marriage
before our wedding.
Is ruining someone's marriage fun?
I know Sheng Nan's joke is a bit out of line
but please forgive me for saying this.
If you have a very good relationship with your fiance
then no matter what people say, your relationship shouldn't be affected.
What do you mean?
Have you ever wondered why you are so angry and outraged right now?
- I'm angry because Hao Sheng Nan-- - Actually, the answer is very simple.
It's because you feel very uneasy about this marriage.
I've seen too many cases like yours.
The more uneasy you feel, the more you would pretend you're happy and perfect.
Do you think after you two get married, all of your problems will be solved?
I'll tell you, you're lying to yourself.
Don't think because you've handled a lot of divorces that you understand marriage.
It's the exact opposite. You don't know how important marriage is to a woman.
Once a woman has decided to marry
that means she'll let go of everything she is familiar with
and adapt to a new life.
Do you know how much courage that takes and how many sacrifices have to be made?
No matter what, I won't abandon the man who is willing to marry me
and I will share all the happiest things in my life with him.
Even if I'm a bit afraid or uneasy, I'll work hard to get over those feelings.
Because once I've decided to love, I will love without reservation.
No matter how much time passes, this love will not change.
This is how I view marriage.
So please tell Hao Sheng Nan sternly...
if she is immature enough to think that
she can joke around with my future and my marriage
whether it is her or her family, I will not let any one of them off.
Okay, I will tell her. Please rest assured.
So? Who called me?
- Cai Huan Zhen. - Who are you kidding?
It's true!
What did she say?
She said she'll marry Lin Shu Hong no matter what.
And she told me to tell you not to ruin her wedding.
What? Even getting to Uncle failed.
What do we do now?
I don't want to think. You figure it out.
Hao Meng! How can you be like this?
Not keeping your promises...
Once she loves, she will love with no reservations.
So pissed...
Will I really have to watch helplessly as Cai Huan Zhen becomes my aunt?
- Hello? - Sheng Nan.
Yes, Assistant Manager, is something wrong?
What is the status of the project with
the 500-person tour for Kaida Construction Company?
Didn't you tell me yesterday it's already done?
Yes, it's done. I made an appointment for next Wednesday to sign the contract.
If you hadn't signed the contract yet, why would you tell me it was done?
Do you know Long Xiang's Cai Huan Zhen stole the project again?
- How is that possible? But I-- - Okay, I don't want to hear you explain.
Submit a personal review on my desk before the day is over. Got it?
Why...
Cai Huan Zhen again?
Am I doomed to be pinned down and beaten by her in this life?
Nana, call Kaida right now and ask them what happened.
Hey.
Are you serious?
There was such a plot twist in this episode!
My goodness. Qian Xiao Xun won't really be marrying Jin Shen Gu's brother, right?
Oh no! If he really gets married, I'm going to smash the TV.
What kind of crappy plot is that?
Don't worry. I watched that episode.
They end up not getting married.
- How is that possible? - How is that possible?
They had the wedding.
How can they not get married?
Anyway, in the end--
Boss Sheng Nan!
Get back here!
Boss Sheng Nan, sorry. Don't be mad...
We...
Have a snack?
Who said I'm mad?
What Korean drama are you watching? What's it called? How far along is it?
[One week later]
Yue-E! It's almost time. We should go.
What are you doing?
Peach Blossom Cai, Cactus Cai.
I told you two to find a good husband.
And the result? You found a man of no luck!
Today, I'm going to cut the two of you down into firewood
or else I'll take your name!
All right, all right!
Today is our daughter's wedding. You have to be happy.
Don't think I'm done with you guys!
- You'll know my power when I return! - All right, all right.
Peach Blossom Cai! Cactus Cai!
- You better be careful! - All right, all right.
- Is something wrong, Sheng Nan? - No, no.
Grandma, I'm going out for a second.
Congratulations.
Hello, congratulations.
- Sheng Nan. - Strange. Why--
- Sheng Nan! - Mom!
Shouldn't the bridesmaid be with the bride? Why are you out here?
The makeup artist is with her. I'd just be in the way.
If you're not busy, then call Hao Meng to come.
Why should I call Hao Meng to come?
It's your Uncle's wedding today.
If he isn't here, the relatives will all talk about it.
But aren't you two fighting? Don't tell him to come.
No. Tell him it's a happy day today. I won't fight with him.
He can come home after the banquet.
- But... - Go quickly!
Fine.
Why are you just getting here now?
I couldn't catch a cab.
- I'm going to the restroom. - Yu He!
Beautiful wife, look!
Look. So beautiful!
- They're a good-looking couple. - Yes.
- This is my daughter! - This is my daughter.
- Beautiful, right? - Yes.
This is my wife.
Beautiful like a flower.
- Very good looking pair. - Welcome.
Welcome.
Hello? Hao Meng, where are you?
I'm about 20 minutes away.
What? You're really coming?
The Empress told you to call me, didn't she?
If I don't go today
I'll never be able to come home.
But...
- You can't come! - Why?
Have you forgotten?
Cai Huan Zhen thinks you're my boyfriend.
If you're here, we'll definitely be discovered!
You can't come today!
If she doesn't find out today, she'll find out tomorrow.
You want me to avoid them my whole life?
Don't worry. You won't have to avoid them your whole life. I've already--
You just can't come.
Hello? Hello?
What's up with her?
Wait a second!
Shu Hong, are you willing to take Huan Zhen as your wife
love her, respect her, protect her
and be a responsible husband?
I do.
Huan Zhen, are you willing to marry Shu Hong
protect him, love him, respect him, help him
and be a responsible wife?
I do.
If there are no objections, please exchange rings.
Thank you.
Wait a second!
I object.
Huan Huan.
You can't marry him.
I know everything.
You still love me.
Ah B, over all of these years, Huan Huan never forgot about you.
There are some things... I don't know if I should tell you.
Huan Huan is getting married just to force herself to forget about you!
- Is that true? - Of course it's true!
I'm Huan Huan's good friend. How could I lie to you?
Ah B, besides your blessings for this marriage
there might be another option.
What option?
Disrupt the wedding.
Come back to my side.
Huan Huan!
How can you be so silly?
Even if you wanted to make me mad...
you shouldn't marry him just to make me mad!
Huan Huan.
I love you. (Spanish)
Leave with me.
I'll take you to Dubai.
He is the priest who went to Dubai?
I... He...
Move. (Korean)
Huan Huan has long since stopped loving you.
She is waiting for me to take her back.
Professor Dou is here too!
Huan Huan, come away with me.
I love you. (Korean)
No!
Huan Huan!
Do you still remember our pledge?
A lifelong promise tied with a knot.
The mountain has no edges. Heaven and earth are one.
You are the wind! I am the sand!
I'm sad that I gave up on you and gave up on love.
I shouldn't have abandoned you for my basketball dream.
Huan Huan! I won't play in the finals!
I won't be a basketball player anymore either!
Leave with me.
Let me take you far away, okay?
You're here to steal the bride too?
What else?
- Huan Huan! - I love you!
Huan Huan!
No, continue! Continue!
Huan Huan.
Didn't you tell me you only have two ex-boyfriends?
Then the others...
I don't know!
I don't have any relationship with them. I don't know any of them.
If you don't know them, why would they crash our wedding?
All right, let's continue with the wedding.
Shu Hong, let's continue.
Wait a second.
Right now, she's like a shark, biting whoever she sees.
If you lose a limb, don't say I didn't warn you.
I'm telling you, I'm helping you take off your clothes.
If I were you, I definitely wouldn't watch that video.
I am a rotten woman who can make people play around.
Stay away from me so you won't feel troubled!
There is something most definitely wrong with this person!
Morning-after pill?
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